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Posted on 2007.03.21 at 18:33
Current Music: DEVA - CraZY Choco Cake
I found this in one of my books today, and I thought I might post it.

I know I haven't posted in like two or three months, but I'm not dead ^^... >.>... yet :P

Voodoo - "Let me borrow that doll for a second..."
Confucianism - "Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry"
Capitalism - "He who dies with the most toys, wins"
Hari Krishna - "He who plays with the most toys, wins"
Judaism - "He who buys the most toys at the lowest price, wins"
Catholicism - "He who denies himself the most toys, wins"
Anglican - "They were our toys first"
Greek Orthodox - "No, they were OURS first"
Branch Davidians - "He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins"
Mormonism - "Every boy may have as many toys as he wants"
7th Day Adventists - "He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses"
Amish - "Toys with batteries are surely a sin"
Church of Christ - "He whose toys make music, loses"
Baptist - "Once played, always played"
Church of Christ, Scientist - "We are the toys"
Jehovah's Witnesses - "He who 'places' the most toys door-to-door, wins"
Non-Denominationalism - "Does it really matter where the toys came from?"
Communism - "Everyone gets the same number of toys"
Hedonism - "Hang the rule book! Let's play!"
Atheism - "There is no toy maker"
Polytheism - "There are many toy makers"
Evolutionism - "The toys made themselves"

and that concludes this post ^^


naughtyhermione at 2007-03-22 01:56 (UTC) (Link)
That sounds like the kinda stuff I'd here from The Matrix.

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